Bum Reviews Hetalia: Paint It White

And now, it's time for Bum Reviews with Chester A. Bum....
                                                                                         Tonight's review....
                                                                                        Hetalia: Paint It White

Bum: Oh my god! This is the greatest movie I've ever seen in my life!
Bum: (singing)  Draw a circle, thats the...SPOILERS!
Bum: There's these nation. One fire and one air and oh wait wrong anime.
Bum: Oh my god! This is also the greatest movie I've ever seen in my life! There's these nations called the Allied Forces.. America, the cocky one. England, the Hermione one. France, the gay one. Because ALL French men are gay! China, the transvestite one. And Russia, the quiet one. And they have to team up with the Axis Powers. Italy, the coward. Germany, the serious one. And Jackie Chan I mean Japan. To stop sperm aliens from taking over the world!
Bum: I stopped a sperm alien from taking over the world once!
Bum: You think I got a lot more change for that but NO!
Bum: So they find that each of their countries have been turned to white. And they look sad.
Bum: So they find the sperm aliens' space ship that kinda looks like a giant egg.
Bum: So they put on these sperm alien costumes that Italy made. Somehow he knows their exact size. And they all enter the egg ship.
Bum: Say, is this about WWII history or is this about child development? I don't know!
Bum: So they all split up into groups, with these period chopsticks, and they get cornered by the sperm aliens. So it looks like they are about to die, when Jackie Chan is like...
Bum: (as Japan) They are our guests, even though we are in their home,so we must treat them with our hospitality.
Bum: So China makes a Chinatown in less than a second! Seriously this guy or girl is like Magiver!
Bum: So the sperm aliens are all eating and dancing and having agood time when England gives them goodie bags with scones and the sperm aliens eat and hate them! Because ALL British food is terrible. I mean haven't you heard Mrs. Lovette's song?
Bum: (singing) They are the worst pies in London. They're British. You know it.
Bum: So our heroes jump out of the ship and into the ocean. Somehow, they end up on an island. And Sealand, England's brother, shows up and that's it.
Bum: So the sperm aliens find them and Donald Duck. I mean Scrappy Doo. I mean Sealand tries to stop them but gets turned into a sperm alien.
Bum: He was pretty useless, wasn't he?
Bum: So our heroes fight the aliens but get turned into sperm aliens as well. And Germany tells Italy to smile because it will stop the aliens. But Italy is too scared. And guess who saves him. GRANDPA ROME! Who's dressed and sings like he's a KISS fan.
Bum: I was a KISS fan once! I got to touch Gene Simmons' hair!
Bum: So he gives Italy a marker and he draws faces on the sperm aliens! The nations return to normal! The sperm aliens leave to their planet! The nations get stranded on the island! And they all dance during the end credits!
Bum: Horray!
Bum: this is Chester A. bum saying CHANGE! YOU GOT CHANGE? OH COME ON HELP A GUY OUT WILL YA? COME ON! CHANGE! Come on I'll use it to make those sperm alien costumes! I'll make them in cocain!