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Hetalia Dare game: England

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*England picks up a card and reads it*

England: "I dare you to lie, naked, on a couch with the Heart of the Sea and let France draw you" Who the bloody hell wrote this?

France: *shifty eyes* I dunno.

*England gives France an awkward look, along with everyone else, as he takes another card*

England: "I dare you to watch Twilight" I can do that.

America; You sure, England? Cuz that is the WORST film of all time.

Russia: Da. I heard that people, after watching that, get so disgusted, they vomit until their guts pour out and they die.

England: Are you sure that's not just YOUR people?

*Russia's face turns dark and scary*

England: How bad can it be?

*2 HOURS LATER...*

England: *sits down* THAT WAS THE WORST MOVIE I HAD TO SIT THROUGH!! IF I HAD AN AX, I WOULD TEAR THAT FILM SO IT NEVER SEES THE LIGHT OF DAY!!!! *continues ranting*

America: Uh...So, who's next?
WHO'S NEXT? GO HERE TO SEE THE BEGINNING [link]
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America: [link]

England: [you're here]

France: [link]

China: [link]

Russia:[link]

Canada:[link]

Germany:[link]

Italy: [link]

Japan:[link]

Romano:[link]

ALL DONE? GO HERE FOR AWESOME ENDING [link]

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All Twilight movies were the worst movies ever...