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*England picks up a card and reads it*
England: "I dare you to lie, naked, on a couch with the Heart of the Sea and let France draw you" Who the bloody hell wrote this?
France: *shifty eyes* I dunno.
*England gives France an awkward look, along with everyone else, as he takes another card*
England: "I dare you to watch Twilight" I can do that.
America; You sure, England? Cuz that is the WORST film of all time.
Russia: Da. I heard that people, after watching that, get so disgusted, they vomit until their guts pour out and they die.
England: Are you sure that's not just YOUR people?
*Russia's face turns dark and scary*
England: How bad can it be?
*2 HOURS LATER...*
England: *sits down* THAT WAS THE WORST MOVIE I HAD TO SIT THROUGH!! IF I HAD AN AX, I WOULD TEAR THAT FILM SO IT NEVER SEES THE LIGHT OF DAY!!!! *continues ranting*
America: Uh...So, who's next?
England: "I dare you to lie, naked, on a couch with the Heart of the Sea and let France draw you" Who the bloody hell wrote this?
France: *shifty eyes* I dunno.
*England gives France an awkward look, along with everyone else, as he takes another card*
England: "I dare you to watch Twilight" I can do that.
America; You sure, England? Cuz that is the WORST film of all time.
Russia: Da. I heard that people, after watching that, get so disgusted, they vomit until their guts pour out and they die.
England: Are you sure that's not just YOUR people?
*Russia's face turns dark and scary*
England: How bad can it be?
*2 HOURS LATER...*
England: *sits down* THAT WAS THE WORST MOVIE I HAD TO SIT THROUGH!! IF I HAD AN AX, I WOULD TEAR THAT FILM SO IT NEVER SEES THE LIGHT OF DAY!!!! *continues ranting*
America: Uh...So, who's next?
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All Twilight movies were the worst movies ever...